Many thanks to Hanzík for the Czech translations!
As most of the Temple is away for the mid-winter holidays, there has been little news to report. But since some of you have expressed interest in the doings of our peers in the exotic Far West, I recruited the nun Yíwen to prepare an edifying monograph on that subject.
I asked her to describe the conditions under which a developer in those strange lands might be judged as unsatisfactory. Sadly, I see that—yet again—she has answered my earnest request with amphigory. My most solemn apologies.—Qi.
A is for Agnes whose App must be killed
E is for Egbert who swallows Exceptions
I is for Ives who Indenting disables
M is for Max using Memory excessive
Q is for Quincy whose Queries look grim
U is for Ulmer who hates Unit testing
Y is for Yancy who Yells when he’s chided, and
The text was inspired by Edward Gorey’s The Gashlycrumb Tinies (or, After the Outing).
I’m very pleased to be working with Scamperingkaos on a fully-illustrated version of this poem.
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