Many thanks to Hanzík for the Czech translations!
Two monks approached master Suku to settle a dispute.
The first monk said, “I have proposed a truly elegant design, but this monk says it is too complex and cannot be maintained.”
The second monk said, “I have proposed a truly simple design, but this monk says it is too limited and will not be useful.”
Suku turned to her whiteboard and drew a large phi, thusly:
The first monk said, “I do not understand.”
The second monk said, “Nor do I.”
Suku replied, “You argue in booleans; in zeros and ones. Come back when you have learned floating point.”
Kaimu has his null.
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