Many thanks to Hanzík for the Czech translations!
Master Banzen was investigating the novices of a distant abbey. Their designs and implementations caused him much disquiet.
“Who reviews your code?” asked Banzen.
“Our masters have us review each other’s code,” explained one of the novices. “This leaves them free for more important duties.”
“Indeed,” said Banzen. He hurled his staff hard across the room to the abbey’s fusebox, which burst apart in a shower of sparks. All the screens went dark.
Banzen retrieved his staff, saying: “Now their electrons are free as well.”
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