Selected cases concerning
Laughing Monkey Clan

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Specialists in the business tier, where monkey business usually happens. Members of this clan have a traditional fighting style which involves throwing wrenches at their opponents; this is tolerated because it is not the worst thing that Monkeys have been known to throw.

There is a theory that an finite number of Laughing Monkeys pounding away randomly at an finite number of keyboards will eventually get a clean compile. The existence of the Standard PHP Library would seem to imply that this has already happened.