Selected cases concerning
Laughing Monkey Clan
Specialists in the business tier, where monkey business
usually happens. Members of this clan have a traditional
fighting style which involves throwing wrenches at their
opponents; this is tolerated because it is not the worst
thing that Monkeys have been known to throw.
There is a theory that an finite number of Laughing
Monkeys pounding away randomly at an finite number of
keyboards will eventually get a clean compile. The existence
of the Standard PHP Library would seem to imply that this has
already happened.